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August 29, 2011
It wasnít because of the time I subbed into the accounting, misplaced a decimal place and lost the company somewhere around three hundred thousand dollars
And it wasnít because I shipped four hundred television sets to Springfield, Illinois when they were supposed to go to Springfield, Oregon
And it also wasnít because I got the bossís wife drunk and fucked her for more than an hour in a stairwell, much to a security cameraís delight;
No;
It was because I couldn't really envy others properly, which entailed much, and couldn't bow my great head properly;
For that I was fired.