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August 26, 2011
The media is doing a rip-roarin' admirable job whipping us into a frenzy over the approach of Hurricane Irene. But as annoying as their contribution is, it's people on Facebook whose faces I want to slap.

Yes, the same people from East Shithole, U.S.A. who are telling those of us who have never experienced a hurricane before that we're acting like a bunch of pussies are the same white-sneakered, fanny-packed, slow-moving lumps who, while tourists in my city, get all freaked out by a cab ride and buy T-shirts to wear back home, declaring that they survived the event. Dicks.