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February 26, 2011
More than a decade after hitting puberty, it is refreshing to know the left side of my nose can still put on a hell of a show.

The enormous red pimple that has erupted there is a marvel, and the fact that it appeared overnight is a testament to the technical skill of the production team.

Everything an audience looks for in a pimple -- bright red color, firmness, size -- is there. People will be talking about this one for months. Not to be missed.

Enormous Pimple
Left side of my nose
No reservations required
Rating: five stars out of five
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