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February 24, 2011
BASED ON NOTHING!

The major networks have donated thirty seconds for our little PSA about not breaking up for ridiculous reasons. It's a major drain on the economy when people can't come in to work because they were dumped over something stupid.

You don't like the way he folds socks? You don't like the way she fills the bathroom with scented candles? You don't think you'll still be in love when you're seventy? Of course you won't, you'll just be grateful to be alive and have someone to talk to.

Our campaign is called "Stay Together: You're No Prize Yourself."