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February 22, 2011
Yesterday morning as I was walking to work I came across two tough guys shouting and getting ready to fight each other.

"Hey!" said one of them. "You know what? I'm gonna rock you to sleep. That's it!"

Of course, this is an offer that is usually accompanied by a favorite stuffed animal and a soothing melody. It didn't sound very tough.

I was almost more amused by the wording of his threat than convinced of his intention to carry it out, but for self-preservation's sake I decided not to run over and make fun of him for it.