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February 19, 2011
I guess upon finishing that little story the first thing the attentive reader will say is

STOP SAYING GOB-JOMMIN

but I can't because it makes me laugh and I don't know its real name.

Also, the tone of despair at the ending is slightly misleading. Ian tells me that on his way home, completely covered with syrup, he ran into Shelley, his ex-girlfriend. He tells me about the aphrodisiac qualities of gob-jommin. I hear Shelley's voice in the background.

"Shelley says hello," he says.

If you know anything about gob-jommin or glitter or women, please do consider writing in.