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February 17, 2011
Ian asked me to drive so that he could continue eating without getting his car too sticky.

"Look," I said, "if a girl goes to great lengths to improve her appearance..."

Ian interrupted.

"Or, let's say, attempt to improve it, since taking a glue stick and a jar of glitter to your face doesn't necessarily, um..."

At this point he paused to fish around for a gob-jommin that had fallen under his seat.

"Well, yes, good point, but it isn't sexist to assume she's trying... God, look at you!"

"Whatever," said Ian, "you're a very superficial person, you know that?"