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February 8, 2011
RECIPE CORNER:
Coconut muffins

You can shred coconut with a goddamn fork and put it into your muffins, I don't care. Would you like to put some flour in there? Would you? Yeah, you probably would.

Want to put some baking powder in? Why? "So they'll rise?" You make me puke. You might as well put a pinch of salt in there while you're making a mess of the kitchen. Don't look at me with that idiotic expression on your face, you worthless bag of pus, just do it.

No, you know what? I'm finished. I'm done with this recipe.