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February 5, 2011
I bought a fifteen-pound weight at the sports store in the mall today. It says "FITNESS CLUB" in big white letters on the side.

I would have felt kind of dumb walking around with a weight in the mall, so I asked for a plastic bag to put it in. I think people could still guess what I was holding, though.

Maybe I'll lift it once in a while... you know, for fitness... and my arms will become less skinny. Somebody will call and ask if I want to get dinner somewhere, but I'll be too busy doing reps.