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January 27, 2011
My new boyfriend's new toothbrush has been invited to take up residence in my medicine cabinet, on the same shelf as my toothbrush, dental floss, and a few other discreet items. (The most embarrassing neighbor, on a higher shelf, is an old Garfield nail brush that lords over its own companions and has no idea about the new cohabitation.) Lest the casual observer criticize us for moving too fast in this relationship, please note that his toothbrush is separated from mine by the wide, imposing, body of a Tom's toothpaste tube, which acts as a combination sentinel, chaperone, and confidante.