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January 11, 2011
Sixteen years ago, my mother decided it was her turn to take one for the team, so to speak. She left the Amazons' secret homeland and ventured to, of all places, Las Vegas... where my father happened to be attending a convention. Which is how my accountant dad managed to get it on with an Amazon for one night.

"Don't make it sound so tawdry," Dione admonished. "Your father was a gentle and caring lover who—"

I covered my ears. "Ew! Gross! Stop! Lalalalalala! I'm not listening to you!"

When her lips were no longer moving, I uncovered my ears.