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December 7, 2010
Every time I'm in Duane Reade buying bandages (which is often now that I fucked up a toenail what with all the running) (sexxxy, I know), I think how easy it'd be to transfer a few strips from one box to the one I'm buying and marvel that someone hasn't realized this and started making the boxes tamper-proof like everything else on the shelves. Of course, if I did it, I'd get caught like in 1978, when I snuck a travel-size toothbrush into my pocket and was led to a little room where I was oddly hoping I'd be strip-searched.