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December 10, 2010
"It's about my mom," Jamie said.

"Your mom is made of awesome," Sarah interjected. "I hope she stays for a while. She may be all Laura Ashley prints on the outside, but she's a badass underneath."

At the moment, Jamie wished his mom was more Laura and less badass. He was also surprised Sarah even knew who Laura Ashley was.

"You have to promise not to tell this to anyone," Jamie said, looking suddenly intense.

"OK," Sarah replied, leaning away from him slightly. "What is it?"

"She's an Amazon."

"'She's amazing'?"

"No! Amazon! Jesus Christ, doesn't anyone listen to me?"