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November 10, 2010
I stumbled into the Devil's bedroom the other day. Took me entirely by surprise.

There he was, smoking a cigar in his silk dressing robe, all sly smiles and insincere apologies.

"So sorry, so sorry. I should really put up a sign. Happens all the time. Why don't you take a seat?"

"No, sir. I shouldn't. I've heard bad things about you."

He laughed and laughed. Laughed for a year and a day and twelve hours more. Laughed so long I finally sat and treated myself to his whiskey and wine and read the Bible from his coffee table drawer.