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December 31, 2006
Clarissa's boyfriend doesn't "get" her. He doesn't understand the humor in drawing Sharpie mustaches on images of people who already have their own mustaches.

v "Look!" she says, the cap of the Sharpie in her mouth, holding up People magazine, pointing to a photo of Tom Selleck, to which she's added a thin black curlicue mustache.

"Why don't you put one on Cameron Diaz?" he says. "Now THAT would be hilarious."

She fights the overwhelming urge to stab him in the throat with the Sharpie.

She breaks up with him the next day.

Yeah. It's the little things that'll doom ya.