December 11, 2006
Her scalp shows through her hair, and for this I am smug. I have been trying to find something wrong with her since I first saw her, and, having come up woefully empty, I am thrilled to have found something. Something she cannot change or control, something that will no doubt worsen as she ages. I am overjoyed that, at 29 years old, her hair is thin and will only get thinner, and that I, 14 years older, still boast a luxurious mane of hair that shows no signs of letting up. Yes, I am the shallowest person I know.