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October 20, 2010
Heaven must be very boring.

To spend all eternity in one place, with the same old people, knowing everything and never learning anything new. Terrible. The thought of it stretches on and on, gray, gray, gray. That was the first thing I decided I disliked about Christianity.  A Sunday School epiphany.

But perhaps heaven is being on drugs. Ecstasy. Lsd. The world spinning and whirling, and time, time crawling so slow but vanishing in a blink. The sky falling down to swallow you whole.

"Don't do drugs!" the preacher screams, and I know he wants heaven all to himself.