October 15, 2010
I've never really wished to be anyone else, I've wanted to see what it'd be like to be someone else for a day, but I am very, extremely glad to be me at the moment. I hope to live 'til I'm 182. Maybe we'll have hovercrafts by then... But I'd rather have one of those mobility scooters, just to terrorise the pedestrians of whichever town I live in - in the town where my Grandparents live, they have such an OAP - guerilla of the pavements... The Pasta King prices might even be reasonable by then... you never know, miracles do happen.