October 4, 2010
O Hamster, O Hamster, O where hath thou fled? O Hamster, O Hamster, I have purchased thee bread. O Hamster my Hamster, I love thee so well. O Hamster my Hamster, O I am in hell. O where hath thou hidden? I am sorrow ridden. I have retrieved thy ball, and purchased thee treats at the mall. Thy bedding is fluffed and thy wheel is awaiting. O dear fluffy Hamster, art thou angry with me for that time I would not allow thee to fly? If thou leapt from such a height, thou wouldst surely die. Hamster come back please.