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September 30, 2010
I'm learning about paraprosdokians on Facebook via In a Sentence, and though I've posted a couple I thought of, I keep thinking of perverted ones I'm too embarrassed to share--such as "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Of course, if the bird vibrates, one should suffice." I immediately thought of Stephen King's paraprosdokian that I love so much as well--"I have the heart of a young boy--in a jar on my desk." What a fun concept! The others I've read are even funnier. I want to play with this, but work calls!