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July 31, 2010
I have died. I am dead. I sit here as a corpse, the spinach I choked on still stuck in my throat.

What?

Um... Did I say I died? How silly of me. 

Of course I haven't died. That would be... awkward, seeing as how I'm writing still.

Actually, this was just a cheap ruse to make my last entry for this month seem riveting and readable. I thought, perhaps, if you were interested enough, you might seek out my entries for the next month. It's pathetic, isn't it? Well, at least I'm willing to admit my faults.