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July 8, 2010
My birthday is the Christmas in July. I was not aware of this. It is as if I have suddenly discovered I am cooler than I knew. I have a power that was once hidden from me. I have the power to make people wear Christmas clothing items in the middle of summer. I am a god among ants, a deity deigning to dine among denizens. 

My next birthday will be Christmas themed. Unless... wait... I forgot--I really hate Christmas colors. They clash. Red and green and white together? I shudder. Oh, well. I'm still awesome.