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June 21, 2010

Most people find their office cubicles depressing, but not Marlene. She often says, “I’d never take an office even if They offered it to me,” unaware of the eye rolling behind her back which always accompanies this statement. Marlene is not popular, though she is completely unaware of this fact. After all, she’s the one who always circulates the office birthday cards, and brings in the tasteless slab of sheet cake, balancing it precariously in the elevator, getting icing on her thumbs. She never even thinks about it, assuming that everyone likes her as she says “Good morning.”