Pat: You walk into a room and every guy turns his head. Girls donít notice because your appeal†flies below the radar: a cute girl, not necessarily beautiful. Your voice, just a notch below a feminine standard, but not quite deep enough to stand out. Your smile is occasional but not exceptional. Your jeans, tight. Really tight. And strawberry blonde hair thatís begging to be mussed. Mussed hard. You drink beer, and say "fuck" when "fuck" needs to be said.
You are sex personified. Donít think I didnít notice.
Just donít tell my girlfriend.