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April 15, 2010

Syma: From day one, you were the cutest, wrapped up in your little suit, all professional and ready for business. I sat you in my office for the week, and the days grew brighter, as we all slowly got to know the little bits about you – your sly humor, fidgety stances, and that perfume that melted me to a puddle.

And now, if I made a list of all the qualities of my ideal woman, I’d have to use a pencil while checking off your qualifications because you’d run my pen dry. There’s just one little problem.