Siobhan: She’s the current freak on American Idol: a goofy, edgy, nerdy, pretty girl with pipes of gold, and my current celebrity crush. She slays from week to week, dressed like God-knows-what, taking on Aretha Franklin and Stevie Wonder, then follows with her stilted talk and east coast vernacular. She’s a nerd-boy’s dream – leather, lace, and probably a touch of latex – and when those dark eyes shed a tear, she becomes Ally Sheedy redux: the perfect storm of strength, vulnerability, awkwardness, hipness, talent, sex appeal, and fudge. Maybe not fudge. But she is delicious.