March 11, 2010
Commercial on multiple news channels today for WEN hair care. Their poison? Sweet Almond Mint. Their experts? A gay hair stylist, Laura Ingalls Wilder and an asian marketing specialist. Their target audience consisted of 99% women with at least shoulder-length hair. Everyone had a before shot, featuring a sullen individual with hair that resembled that of the Bride of Frankenstein. Keep that critical eye, I remembered one of my english professors telling me in the margins of an essay. Nevertheless, in the shower, I took additional care lathering with my own shampoo, sketching voluptuous models on the shower door.