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February 14, 2010
Insider Information/Tips for the Fellas:

1. She still wants you to do something for Valentine's Day, even if she frothily insists that it's stupid, commercialized, just a Hallmark holiday, and is too much of an unfettered free spirit for roses.

2. On a date, if she removes the breading from the calamari or blots her pizza with a wad of paper towel or barely touches her spoon to the dessert you've ordered for the two of you, within five minutes of being dropped off at home, she's sporting a Pebbles Flintstone hairdo and is cramming Oreos in her still-lipglossed maw.