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February 15, 2010
I don't want to have to play Goldilocks whenever I approach the three bathrooms on the top floor of the gym. I don't want to have to anticipate what lies beyond the doors with a mixture of fear, anxiety, and revulsion, knowing that, as has been the case recently, at least one of the toilets will have been the victim of a vicious assault, evidenced by the appearance of some filthy beast's unflushed, unabashed, full-fledged rectal event. I recoil in terror, disgust, and disbelief.

"Someone unloaded a week's worth of ass in there!" I say to a friend.

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