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February 9, 2010
Continued from 2/8

Amanda has crammed her overstuffed body into the overstuffed armchair instead of melting into the sofa they way she usually does. I'm trying hard not to imagine her with a three-striped tube sock crammed into her mouth and me eating pizza while she watches.

"So, I don't know which part of the dream I like best," she says. "The part where I've found a dress made completely of live kittens ON SALE at Bloomingdale's or that I fit into the size 2."

I want to ask if the dress comes in puppies too but refrain.

Continued 2/10