February 25, 2010
This morning I found I'd lost my keys somewhere in this apartment. After turning the place upside-down and inside-out, I x-rayed my cat with the home x-ray machine I won on eBay last July (put to good use at last -- bah to the naysayers!). Turns out that although it didn't reveal the presence of keys, it did reveal Amelia Earhart, a library book I thought I'd already returned, and my lost youth. Amelia Earhart was a bit pissed (and surprisingly good-looking and wearing a GREAT jacket) and said I'd better not return the book until she's finished with it.