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February 6, 2010
I'm about to take a nap. Please feel free to invade my dreams.

I regret to tell you, boys, that I have eyes only for my own fella and will not indulge your passions even in a REM state. Ladies, however, take note: If you'd like to be featured in a dream in which we make out, you should know that in my dreams I often sport a rather impressive Tom Selleck-like mustache. So, if this turns you off, you may want to steer clear of my dreams and just treat yourself to a 100-calorie packet of mini-cookies or something.