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April 24, 2005
For forever, Simon's really loved making pies. Boston creme, lemon meringue, cherry, key lime, rhubarb, and so on. You name it, he's made it.

However, when he graduates college and wants to start a business, he's wary of opening a pie shop because the thought of being called "Simon the Pie Man"makes him sick to his stomach. So he changes his name to "Sawyer-.

And wouldn't you know it, invariably some pie-eating dolt remarks, "It'd be a hoot if you were a lawyer!-

"No, THIS is a hoot!"Simon/Sawyer says as he throws a pie in the person's face.