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November 17, 2009

The other day I dreamt about coloured elephants.

I was having a party, and so bought an industrial size box of exotic animals. I only needed the elephants, so I ripped open the elephant compartment before realising I had to run to a friend's house. Luckily the instructions on the box said that you didn't have to guard the elephants, as they were a bit lazy. I ran off, slightly worried about the elephants despite the instructions, but on the way back there were elephants everywhere, and I remember thinking, 'Sh*t! How am I going to catch five coloured elephants?'