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October 30, 2009
The gym needs to have a Hallowe'en party for the members, in shifts to accommodate the different crowds throughout the day, where everyone comes as a member they consider the most annoying or obnoxious or just downright scary. No doubt everyone in my group would come as either the shiny-headed schmuck who cranks the treadmill up to an astounding 0.9 miles an hour, the varicose-veined ghoul with skin whose color can be best described as "autopsy gray", or the woman whose legs hang from her hipbones without the benefit of an ass. And those three could go as each other.