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October 28, 2009
What I have always wanted to say to pointless questions

Pointless question 1

'So, what do you do?'

'I work in suicide watch.'

'...So you...'

'Make sure people don't kill themselves.'

'...How's it going?'

'Pretty well.'

Pointless question 2

'How are you?'

'Stop pretending you care, you just demean us both that way.'

Poinless question 3

'Haven't you grown?!'

'No, that's just a fallacy you entertain in order to try and create a conversation between us when, in reality, our relationship was dead years ago.'

The third one is a statement really.

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Do I have a razor sharp wit, or am I a prat?