Imagine if a dog suddenly started philosophising about life.
Surreal moment developing
‘Indeed, you have thrown said stick, but, what would be the point of chasing? Expending all that energy in order to achieve one simple goal only to have your achievements tossed aside. Is our sole purpose in life simply to grant you humans a small amount of happiness each day? I say no! Throw of the shackles of human injustice and let us reclaim ourselves. No longer subservient. No longer the slave. No longer chocked by the physical and metaphorical do collar!’
Beware the puppy dog eyes.