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October 15, 2009
'... and that is where babies come from.'

'Dad'

'Yup'

'Why doesn't the stork get tired?'

'Well...'

'I mean, it has to constantly carry a baby around in its beak, flying all across the world in a matter of nanoseconds, never getting the opportunity to sleep.'

'...Its magical.'

'What happens if the stork goes on strike, like the postmen? Would it get fired, and then there would be a massive back lash of babies waiting to be born, but couldn't because the stork was complaining of poor working conditions?'

'...Go practice your trumpet.' 

Kids are getting much smarter these days.