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September 19, 2009
Shana, we need to talk.

Can you tell me why you just made such a big production out of availing yourself of your litterbox when apparently, while I was out this morning, you deemed the bed a rather adequate alternative?

As dumfounded as I was to witness the dramatic display, I applaud you for combining style with substance, taking special care, during your precise Riverdance-like footwork, to ensure that the fruits of your labor were covered. Stunning flourish upon exiting the box, too.

The next time you have a grievance, though, a simple picket with a well-lettered sign will suffice.