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September 17, 2009
"Sir, I don't think you're allowed to put hot sauce on your salad..."

"What, do you work for the Salad Advisory Council?"

"No, I'm just a concerned citizen."

(OH GOOD LORD this is clearly shaping up to be the worst thing I have ever written, so I am just going to stop myself right there. Can you even believe that I was going to go through with that? Salad Advisory Council, really? Writing one hundred words a day can bring out the worst in a man, I fear. This entry is an exploration into the dark side of human nature.)