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September 4, 2009
I have a magic shirt which I call "The Yellow Special." It is made of yellow thread, and was created by master weavers in Honduras. I found it in Macy's.

As a public service, I wear The Yellow Special outside and walk around on gray and gloomy days.

With its sunny color, the shirt helps me to radiate joy and happiness wherever I go. Grudges are forgotten, the economy is stimulated, and vitamin deficiencies are corrected. Like I said, magic.

I spilled soy sauce all over it once and the spell was broken, so I had to buy another one.