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August 7, 2009
When I wear my hair a certain way -- deep side part, swooping straight down over the forehead a bit to the other side, and pulled back into a tight ponytail -- and stare straight at myself in the mirror, adding an imaginary mustache (damn me for not being one of these girls who can grow her own!) -- I bear a striking resemblance to Hitler.

It only works if I don't smile, though. But oh how hard *not* to, when I imagine how furious he'd be if he knew he could probably just as easily look like a Jew-girl.