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August 3, 2009
I work in the mattress department at Macy's. Everyone who comes up to the sixth floor is annoying, and not just because they never actually buy. The worst are the middle-aged couples who think they're being "naughty" and grope each other like 10-year-olds as they test the mattresses. They all think they're the first to do this. With one eye on each other, the other on me, they sneak kisses about as sexy as the ones my mom gives me before I leave for work in the morning. Tomorrow is my last day. Tomorrow I yell, "Just fucking fuck already!"