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August 25, 2009
According to a longtime reader and self-described "fanboy" who has been on this planet only half the number of years I have, I am using my powers for evil, not good. I am, oh woe, a bad influence. I should put my considerable talents to better use, this person says, by spreading the gospel of soft-focus babies and pink unicorns. To this gentle reader I say this:

Dear BlahbiddyBlah,

I hear Ladies Home Journal delivers to your town. If you cannot afford a subscription on your librarian salary, I am sure you can read it free at work.

Hugs,
Jodi