July 2, 2009
Resa Bergman is making a fool of herself. She still runs around town thinking she looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal, just because some guy told her, five months ago, that if you glanced at her in a dimly-lit bar, she could pass for a "poor man's Maggie Galloway or whatever her name is" but with better posture. (Of course she went home with him. With that kind of endorsement, she'd be crazy not to!) Just yesterday afternoon she caught a glimpse of herself in the back of an iced-tea spoon and reminded herself to slouch, because no one was "recognizing" her.