June 24, 2009
Best practical joke? Well, a long time ago there was a website called Wikipedia. It was full of articles about every thing, and folks could change the information. So this buddy of mine, Jimmy, made up a little program to reverse all the dates on historical articles, making the earliest event the latest and the latest event the earliest. So the Big Bang happened the day before, and yesterday happened, like, ten billion years ago. Everyone were born before their parents were! Great stunt. He wouldn't tell 'em how he did it, so they killed him. Wikipedia never was repaired.