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June 14, 2009
I was checking out the Roman Coliseum the other afternoon when a guy came by, and he said to me, "Nice joint."

I said, "Thanks! I didn't know my trousers were tight enough for anyone to notice."

"No, I mean, it's a big joint."

I smiled and said, "Hey, man, don't be shy. It's okay if you were checking out my genitals. A lot of straight men get nervous when homosexuals come on to them, but I'm not like that. I take it as a compliment!"

He shook his head and walked away. But I showed him! I'm no homophobe!