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June 10, 2009
STRAW DOGS

ROBBINS and SARANDON in the Alleghenies writing a musical based on one of Clifford Odetsí greatest bowel movements. WORKMEN outside constructing a turbine which in one day will generate enough to move the Prius a quarter-inch.

ROBBINS typing. SARANDON enters.
-Timmy!
-Yes, Ms Sarandon!
-Those workers think Iím a slut just because Iíll strip for virtually any director!
-Men!
-I donít peel for under $10.99 plus taxes!
-Men!

WORKMEN have invaded cabin.
ROBBINS: Iím warning you! Iíll use me Grade Eleven vocabulary if you come any closer!
WORKMEN shoot ROBBINS.
WORKMEN rape SARANDON, who comes to an apotheosis.