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June 7, 2009
I thought, naturally, it was stomach cancer or some such, so I went to the doctor after two days of the same nausea, and she ran some tests and told me I was pregnant. I said how could that be? I'm sixty-three! She said she didn't know, but it was a fact. I said, I haven't slept with anyone for almost a year! She shrugged and even offered to take a picture of it.

I got bigger and bigger. People were more nice to me. If only they'd known all the details!

Kelly is three now; she's healthy and happy.