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June 4, 2009
NOT WANTING TO BE ON THE VOYAGE

CHAPTER TWO


HAVING survived the flood, I decided to look for the big boat. There it was, high on a mountain. They were unloading. I saw Hugo and his wife. Hugo, I noticed, was totally out of shape after doing nothing for so very long.

SO I beat the shit out of him and stole his wife!

HE starved to death. Fuckin' sweet!

I ran into Noah later and I quipped, "It's like the last did enter first!" He said, "I like the sound of that. Can I use it?" I said, "Sure!"